Carl Azuz: Under the Hairline

Carl Azuz is the anchor for the news series CNN student news. Overall he is just a normal man. Or at least that is what we think. After a recent press conference we found out a darker side of him, more specifically his hair line.

The press conference happened March 23rd, 2017 at 3:00 in the afternoon. A number of staff were there to discuss that day's CNN student news topics. After the meeting, when getting up to leave, Carl Azuz opened the door and a strong gust of wind shot though the room. His “hairline” flew from atop his head and landed directly in the middle of the meeting room table. The camera zoomed in on his head and revealed that his hair was floating an inch above his head; he had no hair line! At that time the video ends.

Since then Carl has been under quite the speculation.

“I heard that Carl Azuz got his hair line from the devil,” said Carl's mother. Many suggest this comment was to cover something up. This comment was also criticized as it was given by his mother.

The official report on the matter came out last week, and states as follows: “Carl’s mother was afflicted with a rare disorder. If she gave birth to a child then the disorder would show in the offspring. When carl was born his hair started to grow outside of his scalp so that his hair would float above his head. To cover this up his parent bought a hairline wig and glued it to his scalp daily. During the meeting the glue wore off and his hair went flying.”

This report was given by Carl Azuz himself. After this, he went into hiding because of the immense shame.

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