Introducing the New You
Do you think there should be another you to do your homework while you play video games? Or do you want another you to reinforce the request for your little sibling to please SHUT UP!? Well, you are in the right place. Human cloning has been successfully perfected, and booths are opening on May 4th. Just step in, pay $699.99, extract some DNA, and step out. The DNA will assess your personal information, so no roll call required. The system will email you after it is ready to “give birth,” and you can go to the booth to receive the baby clone of you. Make sure that you go to the same exact booth that you went to before get your clone, so you don’t accidentally get some other person’s clone. There will be one to five (sometimes seven) booths in each city, so you don’t have to search very far. The full process takes about three to four months, so you have plenty of time to prepare. It’s exactly like a human baby, so you prepare the same way as you would to a normal child, like buying clothes and a crib. There were mixed feelings about the issue, but most were excited that it was coming. “I really can’t wait to use it, especially because my family can afford it,” Todd Reed said. “I’m an only child, and my mother’s too old to have any children. So we thought it would be a great opportunity to get a friend.”
People were also worried about seeing “twins” of everyone they knew. Susan Allen heard the news, and she was very scared. “I have a twin, and I’m horrified of being asked if she’s my clone,” she replied when asked. “Having a clone of myself would never be fun anyway. There is a limit to friendship when you’re exactly the same.” Even so, it is also a celebration in the world of science, including the fact that it was exactly 2 decades after the cloning of Dolly the sheep.